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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
goosesuredoesexist
imperfectlovesong

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feeling normal about this also

naamahdarling

I was trying to see it in the arrangement of stars and galaxies, but it's just. A fucking. It's a fucking. Question mark. Floating in space. Not a constellation, just a floating goddamn question mark. I want to scream.

janetfraiser

IT’S REAL

https://www.space.com/james-webb-space-telescope-question-mark-galaxy-photo

thatlittleegyptologist

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strawberryaeris
weaselle:
“monticellomarshmallow:
“ carnivalseb:
“ heywetotheotherworld:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ coolthingoftheday:
“Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.
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the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll,...
coolthingoftheday

Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

jumpingjacktrash

the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.

albino plants are basically vampires.

heywetotheotherworld

For a long time, scientists thought they were parasites, and couldn’t figure out why the bigger plants didn’t release chemicals to kill them.

Turns out, the lil’ ghost redwoods benefit their hosts by filtering toxins and acting as a sort of backup immune system.

They’re vampires, and they’re commensal, symbiotic mutualists!

carnivalseb

this is super cool! I had no idea

monticellomarshmallow

This is among the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

weaselle

we’ve already discovered forests where trees share nutrients with young or disadvantaged trees and forests where trees can ask their neighbors for some extra food (they literally send a signal requesting aid, via the web of fungus that connects their roots) and forests where surrounding tees will keep a tree alive even when it has been reduced to a stump through some tragedy…

so, while i love the playfulness of “vampire” and i commend the specificity of “commensal, symbiotic mutualists” i think it’s worth considering, at this point, if “member of the community” might not be at least as apt

superbellsubways
homeboygirl

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

superbellsubways
aropride

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

aropride

CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET

aropride

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS

aropride

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE

aropride

CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON

aropride

CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

aropride

CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE'S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS

uraynuke
there-is-still-some-liquor-left

i was just watching a mitski interview where she was asked about touring in europe a while back. basically, on the day of her show in london, she got to the venue she was performing at and this guy was sat outside crying. so mitski approached him to see if he was okay and he told her that the venue was unwilling to put on this show he was writing. mitski not only helped him finish and publish the play, but told him to never give up on his dreams. hamlet debuted at the globe theatre, the same space where mitski had performed nearly a year prior. that man was william shakespeare.

uraynuke
mcelboycontent

things i am learning now that i’m finally actually watching avatar the last air bender part one:

1) not everyone is a bender
2) it does appear to be inherent to some extent, because katara seems to be partially self-taught
3) however, there is a learning element, because you can improve on your skills and the avatar has to learn how to master all four elements where i thought aang just had inherent skill
4) the element of the bender seems to always match the element of the tribe they’re in, which makes sense if they are taught by their tribe but raises some questions if it’s inherent. is bending ability passed genetically? what happens if two benders of different elements have a kid? i can’t google this because i don’t want anymore spoilers than i already have
5) uncle iroh is prince zuko’s uncle?????????? i thought he was like an earth bender who owned a tea shop this entire fucking time how did i go into this series knowing almost everything but THAT

mcelboycontent

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i honestly thought it was an honorary title like he’s a nice old man who helps out all the kids so he just has them call him uncle

haltraveler

OP is a citizen of Ba Sing Se

uraynuke
cartooncrazyart

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Deltarune chapter 3 is gonna start by asking you what Kris’ pronouns are and if you choose anything other than they/them it deletes your save file and uninstalls your game

[image description: a digital comic. In the first panel, Toby Fox (as represented by a small white dog) gestures towards Frisk and says, smiling “Name this character whatever you want!” In the next panel, he winks as he says “Sike! This character was actually their own person the whole time!” In the third panel, a vague person shape holds Frisk, saying “Oh, so their gender is open to interpretation!”

In the fourth panel. Toby looks to the side annoyed, saying “Maybe that was too subtle…” In the fifth panel, he gestures towards Kris and says “This is Kris. They are their own person who is just being controlled by you. Everyone uses they/them for them.” In the sixth panel the vague person shape holds Kris, saying “Oh, so their gender is open to interpretation!”

In the next panel, Toby Fox smiles blankly at the viewer, and the last panel is a close-up of his face with his dead, stressed out eyes. End ID]

you-can-always-come-home

(via @acerikus)

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uraynuke
awwcatsdotcom

the crime the criminal

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charlesoberonn

Objection!

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Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?

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I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.

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And if you look closely at the results...

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The blogs and dates don't match.


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My client has been framed!

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And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!

I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!

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