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FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
Me trying to remember whether one with a house is a slug or a snail
In Dutch we use the same word for both, with slugs being called "naked snails", so making the distinction in English is difficult for me
My twitch chat finds it hilarious
You don't call it a house in English???
no! we call it a SHELL
BUT THAT'S WHERE HE LIVES
I'm so fucking good at characters
I spent several hours writing multi-paragraph descriptions for all the heroes and shit and then I got to THE WIZARD and said "It's a fucking evil wizard, what more do you need than that"
@evilwizard's dating profile
you know it 👍
Any character can have big naturals if you imagine hard enough, like Walter White
Oh so people will reblog among us yaoi but not Walter White Big Naturals huh
Subject: above post
Dear @guiltiest-gear,
Hi! This post is alright but what really intrigues me is your mention of "among us yaoi." If you don't mind, could you elaborate on that subject? Thank you in advance!
Sincerely,
Subject: Re: above post
Dear @that-house,
Thank you for asking and for your continued interest in my posts! Among us yaoi is gay sex between two crewmates, perhaps including the impostor as well. Hope this answers your question.
Sincerely,
Subject: Re: Re: above post
Dear @guiltiest-gear,
Thank you for getting back to me so quickly! Your response answers some of my questions but raises an important follow-up question: is among us yaoi a form of yuri? I look forward to your reply.
Sincerely,
Subject: Re: Re: Re: above post
Dear @that-house,
Thanks again for your questions! Among us yuri could technically be another form of yuri, as crewmates and impostors are often not depicted as either male or female in any clear or obvious resemblance. Although one could investigate the genders of said crewmates to give an exact determination of whether it would be yaoi, yuri, or straight sex, it matters not in the end. Love is love after all. Thank you again for your continued support.
Sincerely,
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: above post
Dear @guiltiest-gear,
This world is so full of wonder! Thank you for explaining the complexities of among us yaoi and/or yuri to me. Please never email me again, as this was a harrowing experience I do not wish to repeat. Thank you and goodbye.
Sincerely,
AND SCENE! OK EVERYONE THAT'S A WRAP FOR TODAY, GREAT JOB OUT THERE. JADE, I LOVED WHAT YOU DID TYING THE CLASSIC "I SEE NO DIFFERENCE, LOVE IS LOVE" MEME INTO THE EXISTING DISCUSSION, FUCKING PHENOMENAL IMPROVISED LINE. WE'RE GONNA RUN THIS CUT BY SOME TEST AUDIENCES AND SEE IF WE NEED TO DO A RESHOOT, BUT GREAT JOB TODAY. AWESOME STUFF. I'M GONNA GO DO A LINE OF COKE IN MY OFFICE. PEACE
everyone stop scrolling for a second and take a hand snail break i cannot express the amount of joy it brings
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